Will Arnett and Amy Poehler take their two sons Archie and Abel to a local park.
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Elmo: Ms. Amy, how do you like to exercise?
Amy: (laughs) Elmo, you’re hilarious.
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my dad didn’t even seem surprised when I recited this back when I was watching it last night.
Ron: You know when I was 12 my brother shot me in the pinky toe with a nail gun. Granted, it was a hilarious prank and we all had a good laugh, but I avoided going to the doctor - I hate paper work. After a few weeks the toe just kind of fell off.
Leslie: You only have 9 toes?
Ron: I have the toes I have. Let’s just leave it at that. The point is the doctor said if i had come in right away they might have saved the toe. You can’t run away from your problems.
Leslie: Especially if you only have 9 toes…Sorry that was uncalled for.
Ron: I’m Ron Swanson and you’re Leslie fucking Knope…you with me?
Amy Poehler and Will Arnett being awesome on the red carpet
I LOOOOVE YOU
I HONESTLY LOOOVE YOU
Poehler: That’s the charity you’re working with, right? You’re opening up these French-kissing schools all over Europe?
Fey: I am. I am starting a charity that’s teaching boys how to French kiss better. So far, it’s just me and Helen Mirren and …
Poehler: And Zac Efron. If you could be in anyone’s music video, whose would it be?
Fey: I would like to be in an Amy Winehouse video, and halfway through, I’d just pop out of her hair. And then I’d put her on a cracker, and I’d eat her.
Poehler: How many hours does it take you to get ready in the morning?
Fey: Three hours.
Poehler: Three hours every day?
Fey: Three hours every day. At least half of that time is spent taping down my penis. (via)
