but a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.

I just need to leave a few pics here before I go to bed

mrgolightly:

Poehler: That’s the charity you’re working with, right? You’re opening up these French-kissing schools all over Europe?
Fey: I am. I am starting a charity that’s teaching boys how to French kiss better. So far, it’s just me and Helen Mirren and …
Poehler: And Zac Efron. If you could be in anyone’s music video, whose would it be?
Fey: I would like to be in an Amy Winehouse video, and halfway through, I’d just pop out of her hair. And then I’d put her on a cracker, and I’d eat her.
Poehler: How many hours does it take you to get ready in the morning?
Fey: Three hours.
Poehler: Three hours every day?
Fey: Three hours every day. At least half of that time is spent taping down my penis. (via)

Amy: You don’t know anything, you’re a brunette!
Tina: So are you, I’ll pull your pants down right now!
Amy: That is true- [laughs]

“There’s a whole army of women out there who just don’t have the time, the energy nor the DNA to be fabulous 24 hours a day. And that’s where I dwell. I talk for all those single women out there who just aren’t interested anymore in dolling themselves up for four hours in the hope of meeting Mr. All Right as the lights go up at 4 o’clock in the morning in some ridiculously expensive nightclub. I have better things to do. Like sit on the couch in my pajamas, watching bad TV and eating those big, cheesy snacks.”

- Tina Fey